Inna The Matchmaker
a poem by Jeff W.

This is a tale of a lady named Inna in Eugene, Oregon
Who has a special lady in Sochi for ya
Her name could be Tatianna, Svetlana
or a more uncommon, unusual name like Snezhana.

Give her a call if the woman of your dreams is beyond ya
Nowhere to be seen in Savannah or in the Culpa Cava Hannah.

Her guy Alan will start you off on a trial for awhile
You won't be able to resist the full membership.
'Cause ya don't have to buy addresses that don't exist,
Nor write letters to women stolen from an internet list.

No, she knows, gets to know or knows someone who knows
each and everyone of these women.
She has to reject some.
Then she will get to know you to see if your worthy of one.
She protects them like a mother hen,
So, don't harm or hurt one of them.
This Russian lady will put up a fight if you don't treat one
of her ladies right.

If your approved to move on, correspond
to find out what ya need to know,
Then book the next flight through Moscow.
Now you can meet these dolls you've chosen
from the full catalogue.

When you arrive don't look for the prettiest one
Or the one you think it might be,
Just pay attention to that magical Sochi chemistry.

When you find that special one for you...........
.........maybe a special child too............
That's when the full membership officially ends
The friendship only begins with this lady and her agency.

She will help you in any way she can
If it is at her hand, to do so.
She will let you know that much of your success
depends on you though.

Be flexible,be kind, and God will show you a sign
>From the heavens above, the one you are to betroth,
Next you'll start the paperwork for the first I-129
After all your loves papers are translated and signed
Then you'll be gone on flight SU1805

Now, back at home, awaiting the k1-visa you've filed
Don't be down and out or worried something is wrong.
You'll still have full support of this Russian lady,
of whom we are all so fond
That's out there in Eugene, Oregon. (pronounced: Or- "e" -gan)